I was reading Dash-1 a bed time story last night and he was half awake half asleep. It was a Sesame Street story about foods, colors, and matching.
"Bubba what juice is orange?" He points to the OJ.
"Good job Bubba. Where does OJ come from?"
him. "an orange of course" (He looks at me like I'm a giant idiot as if to say they let you graduate from college and you don't know where OJ comes from are you a moron?!)
me. "Where does milk come from?"
"Bubba what comes from a cow?"
him. "Cow poop. And lots of it."
hmmm... cant argue with that logic. We'll review where milk comes from at a later date.
2 hours ago