I don't mind taking dash-1 into the women's bathroom with me. Flyboy took him into the bathroom at S@m's Club (quite possibly my favorite store) and he grabbed a urinal cake.
HE TOUCHED A URINAL CAKE!
with his hand. He thought it was a bar of soap. So he had the best of intentions.
Though in an attempt to find the positive in things I suppose I should be grateful that he didn't touch it with some other body part, say his tongue or something. But still, how disgusting.
Flyboy tried to stifle my reaction by telling me after he dropped the first statement, "hey your brainchild over there was holding a urinal cake," that he disinfected him to his best ability. Let me tell you there would not have been soap left in the bathroom had I "disinfected" him.
And he did tell me that it would be great fodder for the blog.
Oh and apparently it was a fresh cake and he was only grabbing the plastic part. As if that makes digging around in a urinal better.
Clearly my son is spending too much time in the ladies room.
3 days ago