Monday, May 18, 2009

today Herman appeared

I found a stretch mark this morning. It's a doozy. HUGE, GIGANTIC, GINORMOUS.

All that fun stuff.

And since we're going to be best buddies for a while, ya know like forever, I've named it Herman.

I'm hoping its just Herman and me kickin it for a while all by our lonesome and this isn't the pregnancy that totally alters my stomach. But seeing as though I wasn't wearing a bikini before I became pregnant I'm not going to be crushed if I don't waltz around in one afterwards. Flyboy might but I know my place in life.

And it aint in a bikini.

That and in all truth, the miracle of life is totally worth one or two Herman's.

But they need not all be this big.

13 comments:

  1. HA! your the best! you have an amazing outlook on herman! Me. not so much! LOL! :)

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  2. Wow, it must be big to get it's own name! I'm sure he'll kick it alone for awhile!

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  3. Oh girl, I feel your pain! I inherited the bad skin from my mama too! I didn't have them till the last 2 weeks of pregnancy. Talk a bout a let down. Here I thought all of that lotion and such was working all for nought!! They are worth the little bundle of joy you will get in return for them that is for sure!! Gee, I have too many to name mine, I have Herman and Mervan and you name it it is there!!

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  4. That's so exciting! I never thought to name them... I have my harry potter looking one and my ripped panty hose looking one... and my... well, anyway, that's awesome! Hopefully Herman realises how special he is and doesn't invite any friends over.

    *gasp* I have an idea! Name the next one Seamus!!

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  5. Ahahahaha you just made me laugh so freaking hard! Thank you! Is it sad that I'm terrified of the stretch marks I know I will get when I get pregnant?

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  6. Your to much. But i'm with you on the not wearing a bikini even if i could loss enough weight i wil just never put one on again (i havent worn one since i was 5) I hope Herman is you last

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  7. I think this is your funniest post ever. And that is saying a lot.

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  8. Herman's are my worst fear right now but I'm still going to totally rock pregnancy:) Having children of our own is to important to try and evade Herman's for my entire life:p

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  9. Wow, I'm lathering up with the Palmer's coco butter as I type...I'm not sure when the first stretch mark will appear, it's only a matter of time. Good luck with Herman, hopefully he will not bring any more friends.

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  10. I thought the second pregnancy would just use the old stretch marks, I mean, doesn't that make sense? Sadly, all it got me was an entirely new set of them.

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  11. ha ha... oh no!!! Well, hopefully you and Herman learn to love each other... and a good ol' bottle of cocoa butter, right?! :-P

    You're too funny, though. Only you would welcome and name your stretch mark. And Herman is a good one...

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  12. you named your stretch mark. that's awesome!!!!!

    how many more weeks???

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  13. You may already know this, Palmer's cocoa butter!!

    I love that you named it and when I first started reading this post I thought it may have been something Dash-1 came up with LOL.

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