Yes thats right, kamikazes squirrels are living amongst us up here.
I dont know what has gotten into the furry little buggers. I dont know if the changing leaves and abundance of acorns is sending them into a frantic tizzy or if their pea size brains are just failing them as of late.
Who knows but this week has not been good for them.
Four. I have run over four in the last week.
And please believe me when I say I tried my darnedest every time not too. But damned if they aren't just running right at the car.
I hate running over things, I mean obviously not as much as the squirrel but still, it makes me sick to my stomach. Made worse when Dash-1 asks what the bump was. I told him it was an acorn.
I didn't elaborate that there was also a squirrel holding onto the acorn.
Should anymore meet there maker under my wheels I'm going to look into getting squirrels painted onto my drivers door, much like fighter pilots did in WW2. Then they will look and stand back as I drive down the road.
Oh and I'm going to need a stencil of a chipmunk too....
4 hours ago