When ever I get a coupon book, you know like the one from a certain warehouse store who's name would cause every perverts with access to google search to flock to the blog, it arrives in my mailbox already open.
This bothers me on several levels.
It has some handy little stickers on it that is to keep it closed, one on each end, two in total. EVERY month, both stickers are ripped.
Is the postman trying to check out the deals the warehouse store? Get your own membership if you want to see the deals they have going on mattress sets and giant popcorn machines. I understand the lust and lure of these stores. Really, if you gave flyboy a choice between going warehouse shopping or sex he'd really have to think about it. I suppose his ideal day would be sex in a warehouse store but this post is really getting off track here.
I get it, the post man is lured in by the sweet temptation of both a good deal and bulk. They might wear a kick ass uniform but they too are humans at the post office.
I'm just wondering, are they parked somewhere reading my Parenting and Redbook too? Or worse, could my coupon book be bathroom reading at the post office?
Yup folks, this has just been another earth shattering post from the mrs. Just doing my part to keep all of our minds crisp and focused.
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