Flyboy needed a hair cut and so we all piled in and headed over to the mall together. We drove down one of the parking rows and low and behold someone was getting out in a prime spot. The guy took forever. I don't know what he was doing in there, just enjoying the spring weather or what, but he was moving slow. And we just sat there. Waiting.
Now I should justify that by saying around here mall parking lots are one way and some idiot drove the wrong way so we were stuck. We had to wait.
Dash-1 is in the back seat saying over and over, "are you going to tell them to move the jazz daddy?" Or something that sounded very close to that. He must have said it ten times and then it clicked. Move your ass.
I whispered it to flyboy and he laughed and said, "no buddy daddy isnt going to say anything like that."
And then he dropped it. My darling dash-1 "Oh well tell the douchebag to move then."
YOUR FAMILY IS AWESOME!
ReplyDeleteI love that I get to laugh out loud on such a regular basis reading the great stuff going on up there.
I am crying I am laughing so hard. Oh my gosh!!!
ReplyDeletelaughing as usual after reading your posts- and taking note for our future children. I drop the DB word A LOT so I need to try to cut back NOW! And I say "jazz" a lot as well. Hmmm...
ReplyDeleteOh. So cute. He should have moved his jazz before he took so long a kiddo had to drop the DB bomb!
ReplyDeleteHAHA! Oh man! I think I feel tears coming on! Hysterical!
ReplyDeleteYou guys should get a reality show going on your family. The ratings would be awesome!
Dash-1 is comedy gold. I'm dying over here.
ReplyDeleteI just spit water on my screen-the dog and the cat both looked at me like I had lost my mind. Too funny. I might have to use "move your jazz"
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! I mean...Oh no, that's awful! ;)
ReplyDeleteMy husband says douchebag all the time. I really need to remind him the walls have ears!
Ok I am sorry, I know he is only 4 but I LOVE that he said douchebag. Because it's my favorite word on earth and I use it about 50 times a day. It prevents me from saying a very nasty word. I am pretty sure it may be Joe's favorite word too which guarentees that it may be our kid's first word LOL. And if/when my kid says it, I know I am going to have to disipline him/her but I wil be so proud in my mind LOL. This was too funny. And I am going to spread Move Your Jazz like wild fire. I love it too!
ReplyDeleteHahaha! I love it!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha! I know you are mom and all.... but I would not have been able to keep a straight face in the car. I would have died the second those words came out of his mouth! That was the perfect way for me to start off this day! Thanks for sharing your family's craziness.
ReplyDeletehahahaha!! I love it! Oh man, I hope my kids are hilarious as yours some day!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA I would be so glad it was in my car and not in the middle of the store! My mouth dropped when I read that!!
ReplyDeleteThat is amazing. I had no idea what a delta bravo bomb is....but i love it!
ReplyDeleteSo cute! I love the "move your jazz"
ReplyDeletelove it! Dash-1 cracks me up. Be honest, did a little bitty part of you want to get out your video camera and coerce him to say it again? You know you did...
ReplyDeleteThat's fantastic!
ReplyDeleteI.Love.It.
ReplyDeleteIt also makes me giddy it happens to someone else besides just me.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I laughed out loud!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat the heck kind of preschool teachers does he have? Cause I *know* he would never learn jazz or the DB bomb at hom! :-p
ReplyDeleteTo Funny. But with that kinda language I may have to keep my kids away from Dash 1 lol JK mine have said much worse esp since my hubby got Wii
ReplyDeleteglad to hear life is back to normal :)
ReplyDeleteand oh how dash 1 makes me giggle!
no he didn't!!!!! ohhhhhh man that is too much!!!!!! ahahha :]
ReplyDeleteseriously.
you guys are hilarious.
attn: Dash-l, saturday photo hunt is space shot photos, some you saw and some you did not........
ReplyDeleteSo I know that having your small child drop that kind of bomb is bad and all. But at least if he had to it was my personal favorite bad word!
ReplyDeleteO.M.G.
ReplyDeleteAHHHH HAHAAHA!
And I like the nickname for it Delta Bravo. You are THE Army family making up acronyms for curses and everything.
Dear Flyboy
ReplyDelete(A response to your wife's comment on my blog)
My hubbs actually worked with the Marines as a Platoon Leader and seriously LOVES them. He says and I quote "They get sh*t DONE."
Yet my apologies for the slip up.
Sincerely,
random milspouse who religiously reads your wife's blog to get a good daily laugh
OMG I could not stop laughing. After reading your posts im actually excited for my son to get older!!
ReplyDeletetoo funny
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteMy three year old recently learned "O Shit!" It has caused us a lot of trouble lately, lol.
Bwahaha! Wyatt will sometimes say, "Move, people! What's your problem!" in the exact same voice we do.
ReplyDeleteI love this story! Gotta love the things that kids day! :) Thank you for your recent comment on my blog! We are muddling through the "hoops", and excited to get through this waiver process! Thanks for your support! :)
ReplyDeleteLOL You know, it just doesn't matter what I am doing, what is going on in my life, I get here, and find something that just makes me laugh. I so love that, and its so true--whatever it is that you DON'T want them saying, they will file in the little pea brain for later.
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