Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Searching for something

I finally figured out how to check to see what searches bring people to me, unintentionally I'm sure.

I hope.

A few of the top ten...

Frat boys, Tickle frat and frat house- Lordy it was one post about my kids messing up my house like a frat house. One post and it brings on three different variations. And I'm sure when people click on my site and see what my frat boys look like they probably aren't what they were looking for.

douche- I used this to refer to someone, not the act of, well, the act of you know.

annoyed - well this does describe me a fair amount of the time.

and my favorite....

how to get things out of kids noses- sigh.

This my friends is my life.


  1. Lol - I've moved my blog so much that people look for any variation of my name and the name of my blog. Kinda funny, but I solemnly swore to you that I'd stay put for awhile so that shouldn't be a problem anymore.

    One I got the other day was a search for "hard men in tights." That's not what my blog is about, so I'm sure they were surprised - lol!

  2. wow... that is so funny! i love your blog.

  3. Lol, I'll refer to your blog when Noah gets something up his nose. ;O)

  4. Haha! I never have anything funny pop up in my "keywords". It's always stuff about the military or our base. Blah. Boring.

    I need to start writing about my kids shoving stuff up their noses too!

  5. I think you are now an expepert in the nose thing

  6. I don't have too many odd ones lately...the biggest hits have been Prayer for America (or variations thereof).

    I do have Howl a Dayz Inn (this is a doggy day care...and it's not even in my POST, it's in the COMMENTS)

    I also have a li bien pier (li bien is a painted egg...painted from the inside, and I'm assuming the pier is for Pier 1, where I got the li bien eggs).

    Those my weirdest hits...sad.

    oh...and thanks for the offer of the apples...if they would make it here safe and sound, I'd take you up on the offer...nothing like a fresh apple, don't care what kind!

  7. simply awesome.

    now i know to turn to you in the time of a nose crisis :)

  8. LOL! I did this awhile ago. One search was "mom with a big, big, big belly"

    Seriously? 3 bigs?

    Granted I was 4 days past due with Emma, but... 3 bigs!?!

  9. This is so funny. How are you all figuring it out? I'm curious what mine would be!

  10. I have many, many hits regarding cleaning a BBQ grill It's my post about when my dogs licked my grill clean, I don't think that's what people were looking for.

    I wonder why people find my blog when they're looking for "not showering", but my favorite is "hot women over 40" ;)


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