I'm ok with this. Very ok with it.
Well as I sit here behind the laptop the boys have calmed down and flyboy is going thru one of dash-1's favorite book about the human body and all that good science stuff, I overheard two disturbing things.
dash-1 "hmm, fat, what's fat?"
flyboy "that stuff in mommy's tummy."
No that would be your next son my dear. The fat is around back.
and then. dash-1 "what's a liver?"
flyboy "something you eat with faber beans and a nice Chianti."
You'll be shocked to know that I am usually the one who does story time around here. I think we can all agree that might be best.
Giveaway is still open here!




Haha! Men!
ReplyDeleteI heard a little girl in the Commissary today ask her day why fat people who eat healthy are still fat. Thank goodness there were no fat people around! Her father was not as witty as your husband!
I love the line about the liver... hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI think Flyboy is funny :)
ReplyDeleteHAHA!
ReplyDeleteOh goodness. The things boys say... :)
ReplyDeleteAwesome. That's the best line in the whole movie (and probably to the annoyance of everyone in the family, I use it every time I open a bottle of Chi-ann-ti).
ReplyDeletehuh. Possibly the best answer would be 'fat is what is in daddy's head.'
ReplyDeleteHaha! Why do men always say dumb things like this!?!
ReplyDeleteHaha, I always love the responses he gives!
ReplyDeletehahaaha! I can't wait until we have kids so I can have stories like this! haha.
ReplyDeleteAHAHAHA OMG. I would die of laughter if I was around for your story time!
ReplyDeleteHaha...oh funny story!
ReplyDeleteI would so smack Oliver for the first comment, but the second one is pretty hilarious. His teacher may be a little confused one of these days, however.
ReplyDeleteOhhhh boys!
ReplyDeleteThe little of this made me laugh before I even read it haha.
HAHA OMG First post and I am hooked on your blog! Can't wait to read more!!
ReplyDeleteCongrats on #3... I have 2 boys but the 3rd one was a girl... I think your getting a better deal... My girl is 10x harder than any boy!
No he DIDN'T. Dang boys.
ReplyDeleteOh no! What's Flyboy thinking????
ReplyDeleteGood thing he has other redeeming qualities!
OH NO HE DIDNT!?!
ReplyDeleteGah! Sounds like something my husband would say. Baby is not the same as fat.....men.......
ReplyDeleteOh no he didn't!! That's it... that couch better be looking PRETTY confortable at this point. ha ha
ReplyDeleteJust kidding.. kind've?!
The liver remark was great! :)
ReplyDeleteYOU WON MY GIVEAWAY!!! :)
ReplyDeleteEmail me and let me know your three choices out of the 7 listed on my blog! :)
I think the response for the first question gets you dinner at panera tonight with no boys.
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