Please. Please I beg of you from the bottom of my heart. Stop chasing after the groundhog with a shotgun.
I know you're a rifle expert, I am not doubting your gun abilities but really, my money is on the groundhog. He's low to the ground, he's got a quick escape hole, and I'm pretty sure he's just doing this to tease you.
Please, please give it up. Your turning into that crazy character from caddyshack and I love you too much to watch that happen.
your loving wife
Dear Elementary school,
Thank you so much for the reminder call about Kindergarten registration, I really do appreciate the work that must have gone into calling all the parents.
But let me just say..... Me? Forget to sign my kiddo up for full day school?
You must be out of your mind.
a very giddy mom
You always have my kid standing at the end of the line near a teacher when ever you do a class "presentation of sorts". Really, this has happened the last three times.
And don't try to sell me that its random. I've been in class rooms. NOTHING IS RANDOM.
Here's what I'm wondering.... why don't you put the girl who was lifting her dress over her head, ripping up her name card into a million pieces, and then rolling on the ground next to you?
a parent who is wondering what the hell I'm paying for
Dear obnoxious tee ball mom,
No, no I do not think that the kids need new jerseys.
Yes I realize that not all the jerseys match and they have seen better days. I get it you want them to match and have a shirt to keep.
Here's my thought: WHO CARES!
They've already had their team picture in said jerseys, we've already had the parade, the seasons already started, I've already paid 150 bucks for registration, I've already bought 30 dollar cleats, I DONT WANT TO SPEND ANOTHER 10 DOLLARS!
I know it's only 10 or 15 dollars. I get that but I must draw a line somewhere. And telling me that parents who don't agree and don't want to spend the money "should be ashamed about not caring for their kids". Really? You need to open your damn eyes.
Not buying a tee ball tee shirt does not equal not carrying about your kid. That's reserved for people who allow their kids to act like hooligans in public and wonder off because they assume another parent is watching them.... oh wait that would be you....
the teeball parent who keeps giving you the stink eye
oh and dear boys,
Stop your fighting and acting like idiots in public. I should warn you, should this continue and you can't keep your mouths quiet and your hands to yourselves, you might push me over the edge to a point where duct tape might be involved.
I'm just sayin.
love you bunches.... mommy
ps. and dash-3 GIVE IT UP AND SLEEP AT NIGHT FOR LONGER THEN 2 HOURS!