Allow me to use it in a sentence for the full effect "Hey mom I wiped my own butt and now my butt nostril is clean."
Genius! Dash-1 is a genius! And really I'm not sure if I'm prouder that he wiped his own butt, no small feat for a 4 1/2 year old boy (trust me on this) or that he invented a new word.
I should run to get the Harvard application now... and look into getting butt nostril into the Webster dictionary.
This also illustrates a good lesson in parenting, you take moments of pride where you can get them.


I just snarfed coffee out of my face nostrils...the keyboard will short out shortly...
ReplyDeleteButt Nostril....Hahahahahahahahaha!
Ha!
ReplyDeleteToo cute! I mean totally gross, but hilarious and cute!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteThat is all I have to say.
Hahaha. Too funny.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant!
ReplyDeleteThat's good!.. he's putting what he knows together... really gross but at least it makes sense.
ReplyDeleteAwesome!
ReplyDeleteLinda's comment made me laugh even harder! Ohhhhhh my gosh that's so funny. What's bad is that now I'M going to start using it. "Jagger just farted out his butt nostril" Thanks Mrs.
ReplyDeleteHahahahah I'm with Sara, I'm going to have to adopt that word! :) Thanks for an incredible laugh to start off the day!
ReplyDeleteThis is just about the best thing ever to start off my morning. lol I pulled a "Linda" with my coffee.
ReplyDeleteToo good not to share, darn right you should be proud!
Oh wow do I wish I had read this before the Captain got her diaper rash. I would have totally said that the rash was all around her butt nostril to the nurse.
ReplyDeleteAdorable. May he continue to wipe his own butt nostril.
ReplyDeleteHaha, that's such a gross, boy thing to say, hilarious!
ReplyDeleteThat's funny! My kid has one... short-sleeved pants (shorts!)
ReplyDeleteHahaha hysterical! But seriously, I get so proud of my little girl over the lamest things. Today, she picked up her own toy and got it into her mouth all by herself. I got teary and took 10 pictures.
ReplyDeleteThat... is... HYSTERICAL!!!
ReplyDeleteLaughing. Hysterically!
ReplyDeleteOHMYGOSH! Freaking hilarious!
ReplyDeleteThanx for the laugh i needed it.
ReplyDeleteHe cracks me up!
ReplyDeletehhahahaha! I love it!
ReplyDeletelol thats so funny.. and one of the reasons I wish I could have children..
ReplyDeleteThat's adorable! Before Allison knew the word "toes", she used to call them her finger feet.
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